Apparently it was a stickup. If you're into funny jokes, then we've got a corny one-liner about construction we'd love to tell you next, but unfortunately, we're still working on it. Ba-dum-tss!

Ok ok, so we're not claiming to be Ed Gamble or James Acaster, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a a classic dad joke ...